I D.A.R.E. Ya

Years ago, Officer Hertz from the D.A.R.E. program met with Herb Urban's ninth grade class. He gave a talk on the evils of "drugs" and passed out numerous bumper stickers and bric-a-brac. When he reached the marijuana section of his lecture he produced two joints I smoke three joints in the mornin'...and passed them around so that the students might recognize the evil weed...

He warned the class not to try any funny stuff but when he called for them back there were three.



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