A toothbrush, a mask, and a smoking gun

Thieves & Toothbrushes

A deadly comboAfter losing their son in a Pop Rocks and Coke tragedy, Herb, his wife Zena, and their faithful dog Post, jumped in the two-toned Herb Urban Suburban and fled to escape their grief in Mexico. Two weeks into their trip their condo got robbed. They lost wallets, passports, jewelry, clothes, and their entire supply of LSD-laced Bart Simpson lick-and-stick tattoos.I will not

The only things left behind were toiletries, shoes and, oddly enough, Zena's brand new camera. Undaunted, the Urbans continued their trip and returned to Cleveland weeks later feeling alive again. They got their film back three working days later.

This was one of the photos.

© 1996 Tweak