Disneyland is Kid Heaven, and that's why Euro-Disney is positively, absolutely anti-French. How can a nation genetically opposed to indulging children get away with the biggest childhood indulgence of all? How can the average droll Parisian, who chain smokes Gitanes in a Left Bank cafe, spoon feeds his French poodle pate, and reads Descartes on the metro, possibly enjoy — even tolerate — Mickey Mouse?

Sacre Bleu!